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    Friday, May 27th, 2011
    8:38 am
    The Best Pick Up Lines For Girls

    Pick Up Lines To Use On Girls

    Alright, so you're wondering, what are the most effective pick up lines to use on girls? Well to begin with, we've all heard the silly pick up lines that don't work...

    Lame Pick Up Lines For Girls - A Few Examples

    "Hey, you have any Irish in you? Do you want some?"

    Or here are some other corny pick up lines...

    "I sure hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away."

    Here are a few other really bad pick up lines to use on girls which are sure to get you nowhere...

    "Hi there, can I borrow a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams."

    "Do you have a map I can borrow? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes."

    "You owe me a drink, honey. [Why?] Because the moment I saw you, I dropped mine."

    "Are you religious? Cause you are the answer to all my prayers."

    "Hi, I'm new in town...so can you give me directions to your place?"

    "Would you keep me if I followed you home?"

    "Hi, is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?"

    "I was so awestruck by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there...I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

    Here are several other dumb pick up lines for girls that I strongly suggest you DON'T use...

    "Wouldn't you and I look adorable on a wedding cake together?"

    "Excuse me miss, do you know kung fu? Because your body is seriously kickin'."

    "Honey, you're so sweet you are giving me a toothache."

    But what about the pick up lines for girls that WORK?

    The "Trick" To Using Pick Up Lines For Girls (The Right Way)

    In order for a pick up line to be effective on girls, it should achieve at least one of two things...

    1) It should make her laugh

    Or...

    2) It will make her think (something like an opinion pickup line)

    Without one of those two things going for you, you can pretty much kiss your chances goodbye.

    But the good news is that it isn't difficult to make a girl think or laugh, especially if you use one of these (much more effective) pick up lines for girls...

    Pick Up Lines For Girls That Truly Work 

    "Excuse me, I need a female opinion...who do you think lies more, men or women? My buddy says women lie more, but I actually think men do."

    (Girls naturally enjoy sharing their opinions on this type of topic. Any "opinion opener" involving male-female relationships, cheating, jealous boyfriend or girlfriends, etc usually works quite well...)

    "Hi, the other day I was chatting with my friend about astrology, and I would like to get a woman's opinion on this...do you really think a person's astrology sign can tell you about their personality, or do you just think it's all a load of B.S.?"

    (You can follow up this question with, "So what's your sign?"

    Here's the confident and clever way to play it: when she tells you her sign, tell her that she is totally NOT compatible with your sign! Smile and say, "you and me could NEVER date each other. We're all wrong for each other." Etc. This type of cocky humor is the stuff that women LOVE!

    You can also use your surroundings (and the people around you) to come up with some witty pick up lines for girls...

    "So tell me honestly, who do you think wears more makeup? Gene Simmons, or that waitress over there?"

    "Hey, I'm thinking of getting my hair cut, because I'm sick of this old boring one. If you could pick any guys haircut around here for me to try, which one would you recommend? And don't say the guy over there with the pink mohawk, ok...."

    Remember this crucial piece of advice when you're thinking of using pick up lines for girls: you don't want to seem like you WANT something from the girl you're talking to. Instead, you want it to seem like you're striking up a random conversation because you're bored and she happened to be standing there.

    This means that rather than approaching her head-on, come at her from a side angle and move casually. You don't want to surprise her. Act like she's just some random person you want to share a quick joke or conversation with. You'll be surprised at how receptive most women are when you casually approach them like this.

    One more word of advice on using pick up lines for girls: the #1 thing you can do right now is memorize a few strong ones AND have your responses figured out as well. (When she reacts to your pick up line, you want to use it to transition into the conversation.). Once you get them down and build up a little more confidence approaching women, you can get more creative.

    Just remember, the idea is to start a conversation, not just use a pick up line that goes nowhere, so the follow up is as important as what you say first. As long as your opener is interesting and achieves one of the two goals I mentioned above (it makes her laugh, or makes her think), following up and engaging her in a conversation shouldn't be hard at all.

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    Pick Up Lines To Use On Girls

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